Roasted 18 days ago based on -'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s break this down. Your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s hipster's wet dream who just discovered every genre under the sun, but exclusively through their uncle’s old record collection. Seriously, “Jazz Rap” and “Dark R&B”? What are you trying to do, score a spot on a Spotify playlist titled “Moods for Existential Crises”? You couldn’t pick a genre without desperately slapping 'alternative' in front of it! Just admit you’re trying to prove to your friends you're deep—newsflash: no one’s buying it. As for your top artists, I get it. You’ve got Kendrick, Tyler, and a bunch of others in there because they’re the only ones with a name you recognize enough to say at parties. But if your idea of a wild night involves passionately explaining the differences between “Boom Bap” and “Experimental Hip Hop,” we might need to get you a social worker. You’re not curating a sophisticated art gallery; you're just trying to justify your trust fund to the other pretentious millennials at the coffee shop down the street. Now, let’s talk about those most-played songs. Nothing screams “I lack personality” more than obsessively listening to the same few tracks that desperately clamor for depth while saying absolutely nothing. Honestly, it looks like your Spotify is having an identity crisis! “So Be It” by Clipse and “hey now (feat. dody6)” by Kendrick Lamar? That’s not a playlist; that’s a cry for help. You have enough Clipse tracks to single-handedly revive the dial-up era; congrats on being the underground hip-hop historian no one asked for!

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