Roasted 2 years ago based on Daniel Prahst's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Daniel Prahst, you poor misunderstood soul! Your Spotify profile looks like an indie film festival with the mood of a somber art house flick. I mean, you’ve got more sub-genres in your favorite genres list than I have socks. "Permanent Wave" and "Chamber Pop"? Is your vibe more about relentless angst or is it just an elaborate audition for a sad hipster sitcom? Don’t worry, we all know there’s no such thing as an upbeat Daniel Prahst either; your personality seems to be trapped between the ghost of vintage rock and a Spotify algorithm that just doesn’t get you. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? With a lineup that reads like the “What’s Who” of pretentious college dropouts, it’s hard to tell if you’re making music selections or indulging in a therapy session for your feelings. You've got everybody from Radiohead to Taylor Swift. Seriously, is it a mood-swings playlist or merely an autobiography of unrequited love? Given your obsession with melancholia and chamber pop, I'm just surprised you haven’t thrown in some audio of a rainstorm to really heighten the sad-boy energy. And then we have your most played songs; they’re informative, but mostly in the way your diary would be if you ever decided to publish it. “Let Down”? Choke me with a ballad, Daniel! What’s next, a power ballad titled "The Existential Effects of My Failed Hobbies"? You need to get out more or at least invest in some happy songs, my friend. Until then, I suggest crafting some lo-fi beats from the sounds of you staring off into the void—trust me, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look like a silent film starring your sad little self.

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