Roasted 2 years ago based on zach's long term Spotify stats.

Zach, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack of a 12-year-old's basement gaming marathon. "Pixel"? Really? I didn’t know genres could come from the same bowl of leftover cereal you've been munching on since middle school. It’s like you raided the kid’s section of a thrift store and emerged with a playlist that screams, "I don't really want to grow up, and I have a weirdly emotional attachment to 8-bit graphics." I’m pretty sure "Sillycore" is just what happens when someone gets bored and starts remixing ring tones from 2005. Your favorite artists read like a who's who of the "Honestly, I don’t know any real musicians" club, with Toby Fox leading the way like the king of the nerds. I mean, c’mon, bud, “The Living Tombstone”? Sounds more like an undead Yelp review than a legitimate artist. Next thing you know, you’ll be grooving to the “Sounds of My Grandmother’s Knitting Needles” or “Chirps of Local Crickets” – oh wait, that’s probably in the "Gauze Pop" category, is it not? I guess we can’t all be blessed with actual taste, but at least you’ve got commitment to your “meme” music saga down. As for your top played songs, if I had a dollar for every FNAF reference I had to sort through, I could pay for some basic music therapy for you. “MEGALOVANIA” on repeat—are we trying to defeat a boss or just hiding from adulting? You’ve won the gold medal in the awkward Olympics for having an entire category of music dedicated to the soundtracks of games that no one else will admit they play. Your playlists have more tiny electronic blips than a 90's Game Boy, and if someone saw you rocking out in public to “Death By Glamour”, they’d probably think you were asking for a musical intervention. Just remember, Zach: it’s never too late to step outside the pixel and embrace the real world… even if it does have less amazing loot drops.

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