Roasted 1 year ago based on pars's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, pars, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s shopping list for an overpriced farmer’s market. Is your playlist an attempt to revive every Brazilian genre known to man while simultaneously putting us all to sleep? You’ve got “MPB” and “Nova MPB” on there, which is just code for “I like to stare at my porcelain figurines while sipping artisanal kombucha.” I guess the rest of the world is just too mainstream for you, huh? Do you also attend secret jams in your grandmother's basement while wearing a beret and a turtleneck? Your top artists are an eclectic mix of melancholy and uncertainty—Joji and Mitski lead the way, probably influencing your tear-stained pajama choice. And really, between Rita Lee, Tyler, The Creator, and all the other indie-symphonies in your lineup, you must have quite the identity crisis going on. Are you processing existential dread or just sad about never being invited to parties? I’m just saying, the only thing “alternative” about your rock choices is the fact that you’re more likely to play it on a Tuesday night than a Friday when people actually want to party! Your most played songs list screams "Help! I'm trying to become a meme!" With songs titled “Shut up My Moms Calling,” it seems you have some family issues to unpack there, buddy. Maybe mix in a little bit of happy music next time—something that doesn’t sound like it was meticulously designed for a millennial funeral. But hey, keep rocking and rolling through your quarter-life crisis; at least someone is having a good time while we sit back and watch!

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