Roasted 3 months ago based on Ethan Duquette's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Ethan Duquette, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a middle schooler's existential crisis in a Hot Topic. Seriously, I half-expected to see “Screaming in the Shower” on your playlist. With genres like "Nu Metal," "Emo Rap," and "Trap Metal," it's clear your musical preferences are just various shades of angst and regret. It's almost poetic: you’ve somehow managed to curate a collection that screams "I wear black because it's slimming" while also wearing skinny jeans two sizes too small! Your obsession with Lil Peep is so intense it makes me wonder if you think he’s coming back to life every time you play "Save That Shit." Here you are, preaching about artistic depth while rockin' a playlist that features more Lil Peep songs than a 13-year-old’s TikTok account. And let's not forget your top artists—who knew that making a career on emotional turmoil, heavy guitar riffs, and mumbling could be considered talent? It’s like you decided to pick an artist for every miserable emotion you’ve lived through, just to enforce the stereotype that emo never truly dies. And are those really your Most Played Songs, or a manifesto for why you should never date? “Haunt U” and “ghost girl” are definitely tracks for someone who thinks a committed relationship involves lurking in dark corners and creeping on exes. I'm not saying your music taste is bad—I'm saying even Spotify is looking at your profile like, “Yikes, dude, need a hug?” If anyone was looking for a playlist to wallow in their feelings while eating a tub of ice cream, congratulations—you just hit the jackpot!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!