Roasted 2 years ago based on Domenik's long term Spotify stats.

Domenik Sowicki, huh? With a Spotify profile like that, it’s no wonder you’re single. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a teenage meltdown in an emo deer camp. Honestly, "Post-Grunge"? You must have a PhD in being tragically unoriginal. If your Spotify account were a human, it would be wearing black nail polish while sobbing into a pillow with a poster of Linkin Park on the wall. Your playlist is an existential crisis waiting to happen, but at least you took the time to categorize that sad mess. And let’s talk about those top artists. Sleep Token? More like a snooze token. Beartooth? I didn't realize they made music targeted at people who peaked in high school. The only chains these artists are breaking are the ones holding you back from evolving your taste beyond the same tired riff over and over. You’ve got enough "Metalcore" and "Pop Punk" to make even your mom stop asking for a heartfelt family dinner. She’s probably playing light jazz every time you leave the room, praying it’ll drown out your playlist of despair. Finally, your most played songs could basically be renamed “An Ode to My Overdramatized Emotions.” Seriously, “Hated” by Beartooth? Isn’t that just a song about your dating life? “Brainwash Broadcast”? More like brainwashed by repressed feelings and bad haircut choices. Look, Domenik, I’m all for angsty tunes, but you’re basically one hair-dye appointment away from making TikToks in your bedroom lamenting about how no one understands you. Time to diversify, talented sob-fest multitasker. At this point, the only thing sadder than your music taste is your love life, but hey, at least those playlists will always be there for you!

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