Roasted 12 days ago based on Sab Davies's long term Spotify stats.

Sab, your Spotify profile is the kind of musical mix that makes you question if your emotional stability was a typo. You've got Pop Punk and Emo alongside good ol’ Country and Rap Metal, which really feels like you're just throwing darts at a musical board while blindfolded and praying for a cohesive identity. "Post-Hardcore?" More like "Post-Whiplash" — your taste in music is a rollercoaster that makes 12-year-olds shy away from talking about their feelings. You could literally soundtrack a breakup, a barbeque, and a mid-life crisis all in one playlist without anyone batting an eye. Your top tracks read like the angsty diary of a teenager who just discovered Hot Topic. If "I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore" doesn’t make you the poster child for melodramatic overthinkers, I don’t know what does. And can we talk about your playlist named "truck on fire"? With that title, you sound less like a listener and more like someone reminiscing about half-baked relationships and bad life choices made on the backroads of Texas. It’s as if you’re just trying to burn your way through every genre—and guess what? It’s working. I applaud your dedication to chaos, though. Your eclectic mix of artists is like a musical potluck where no one brought the right dish. "Taylor Swift" next to "Bring Me the Horizon"? That's like finding guacamole at a protein shake convention. You go from sobbing in your car to planning the next mosh pit in less than five seconds, and I'm pretty sure that’s just a clinical definition of whiplash. So congratulations, Sab! You're single-handedly redefining what it means to have questionable taste. Keep rocking that confusion!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!