Roasted 10 months ago based on Vale's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Vale, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated during a fever dream fueled by Red Bull and existential dread. With genres like "Drift Phonk" and "Nightcore," it’s clear you want to make people question both your sanity and their choice to be friends with you. I mean, who knew that combining heavy bass and high-pitched anime like it’s some kind of music salad would be a genre? Your playlist reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that’s still trying to relive its high school emo phase, and honestly, I can’t decide what’s more concerning: your taste in music or the fact that you thought "Brazilian Phonk" was a necessary inclusion. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second. If you had a dollar for every time someone Googled "wifiskeleton" instead of contacting a therapist, you could fund a proper therapy session to help you get over whatever phase you think you’re going through. Nirvana and Pierce The Veil share the same playlist as some obscure dude who makes "music" on TikTok. You’ve got one foot in iconic rock history and the other in a basement rave attended solely by cats and 14-year-olds who think surgery is just face-taping. Seriously, “BoyWithUke”? Are you trying to draft a mixtape for a 7th-grade sleepover party or is this your way of gently informing the world that you might be the ultimate hipster disaster? And those most played songs! "Misery Meat" sounds like my feelings halfway through reading your music choices, while "WET DREAMS (w/ Nimstarr)" can’t possibly be the anthem you set your alarms to. You should probably change that to "Napping through 10 Minutes of My Life." I’m no music critic, but if there's a musical equivalent of a participation trophy, you've definitely won that one. Your Spotify suggests that your relationship to music is like that awkward acquaintance at a party who hasn’t got a clue about social boundaries. But hey, keep doing you, Vale—someone’s gotta make us feel better about our own playlists!

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