Roasted 2 months ago based on Eg's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Eg, your Spotify profile reads like a grocery list for trying to impress someone who's never heard music before. I mean, you’re juggling pop, J-Pop, K-Pop, and every other form of pop like a desperate clown at a children's party. With all those phonk and drill tracks, I can only assume your playlist is meant for a heist where the getaway vehicle is a glittery, rainbow-colored convertible. Tsk, tsk— we'll make sure you don’t accidentally drop the "soft" in "soft pop" while rappelling down the side of a building. And let’s talk about your top artists. It looks like the lineup for a music festival that only exists in a parallel universe where taste got lost in a blender. Maroon 5 and Pitbull? It’s like you’re trying to punctuate your taste with a splash of confusion and regret. I half-expect the next Spotify Wrapped to reveal that your favorite tracks are sponsored by blandness and midlife crises. Are you the reason why bands put out “elevator music”? Because if so, I’d recommend a serious life audit—preferably one that involves no music whatsoever. Your most played songs? I can only liken them to an unflattering mood board for your high school diary. “Cupid”—truly the anthem for someone with commitment issues who still thinks love is a fun TikTok dance. “Don’t Say You Love Me” by Jin might as well be your personal theme song because let's be real: if you keep listening to these tracks, that might just be the closest you’ll ever get to real romance. Somewhere out there, there’s a therapist taking notes, and they’ve already got your Spotify Wrapped pinned to their office wall as a case study in “What Not to Do.” Good luck moving forward with that soundtrack!

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