Roasted 7 months ago based on Theaud's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Theaud, the human equivalent of a Pinterest board gone wrong. Your musical taste reads like a middle school kid’s plan for an “International Arts and Crafts Day.” Pop? Fine. French Pop? Get your beret ready, but let’s be real: you probably only like it because it sounds fancy. French Rap? Sounds like you’re trying way too hard to impress someone who definitely isn’t impressed. Claiming "Nu Jazz"? That’s a telltale sign you’re one mediocre latte away from full-blown hipster status. You’re just a couple of mustaches and a vintage typewriter away from being a cliché! As for your top artists, wowee! Nothing screams "I have no spine" like a playlist that includes both Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey. Did you lose a bet, or did you just want to ensure that no one ever takes your music taste seriously? The only thing that could possibly unite those two is the mutual understanding that they both make songs suitable for crying in your car after a bad breakup—which by the way, in your case must be a daily event. And bless your heart, but can we talk about how you spent more time binge-listening to “Diet Mountain Dew” than actually considering a healthy beverage choice? That song embodies the very essence of your self-sabotaging playlist. And let's dive into those most played tracks. "Blonde Dynamite" by Caravan Palace? You do realize that calling it your favorite song doesn’t actually make you a musical connoisseur, right? You’ve got more clubs in your file than a Florida retiree and barely any bangers to show for it. “Tax Season” by Chroma Music? Sounds like a soundtrack to your impending doom as you grapple with adulting, while your taste in Electro Swing has successfully alienated both your friends and anyone who’s ever been near a dance floor. Next time you’re putt-putting through your sad little Spotify Wrapped, just remember: it’s never too late to delete the account and start fresh without the cringiest playlist in the universe.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!