Roasted 9 months ago based on Red's long term Spotify stats.

Red, your Spotify profile is proof that you took a deep dive into the rabbit hole of niche music and then decided to throw a mandatory anime party at the bottom. I mean, your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis directed by Hayao Miyazaki. Who hurt you in middle school that you found solace in industrial metal and anime rap? If I had a dollar for every time “gamer” vibes popped up in your playlist, I could start a GoFundMe to help rescue you from this musical dungeon of loneliness. Let’s talk about your top artists—SEGA SOUND TEAM? Seriously? What are you? A walking video game? For the record, the closest thing to ‘rock’ in your top 10 is the sound a controller makes when it inevitably gets thrown against the wall after you lose. And what’s with the bizarre obsession with Thai McGrath? Did he buy your soul at Comic-Con? Your profile reads like a fever dream where every song is either attached to a boss fight or a particularly cringe-worthy anime montage. At this point, I’m shocked you haven’t included the theme to “The Price is Right” as one of your top songs just for variety. And we really need to discuss those most played songs. “Night Changes” and “As It Was” seem a bit out of place among the rest of your angst-ridden anthems. Are you really trying to appeal to both your dark inner self and your yearning for a normal teenage life? It’s like you’re battling between who you want to be—a tortured soul composing a ballad for lost dreams and that kid who never got over the “Sonic Adventure” soundtrack. If Spotify were a high school, you’d definitely be voted “Most Likely to Lose All Your Friends Over a 10-Hour Anime Playlist.” But hey, at least you’re having a ball in your very own musical wasteland!

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