Roasted 11 months ago based on AutumnVoyages's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, AutumnVoyages, let’s talk about that Spotify profile of yours, which reads like the curated playlist of someone who is eternally stuck in a middle school musical. Your favorite genres are practically begging for a personality makeover. "Dance Pop," "Folk Rock," and "Adult Standards"? I half-expect your Spotify to also list “Guitar Strumming at Campfires” and “Mom in the Minivan Hits” as well! No one has produced such an eclectic musical identity since someone ordered the “everything” platter at a buffet while completely sober. Your top artists list got me scratching my head—ABBA, Olivia Newton-John, and the complete lineup of Andrew Lloyd Webber soundtracks? Wow, your musical taste might just be classified as a historical reenactment of a community theater performance! And there’s something comically tragic about seeing Robbie Williams and the Australian pop royalty of Kylie and Dannii Minogue included among the heavyweights of “Serious Adulting.” Do you actually listen to this while you sip on decaf chai lattes while discussing the weather with your cats? Like, how exactly do you expect to impress anyone when your entire jam session could fit snugly in a nostalgic montage of low-budget rom-coms? Finally, let’s address the fact that your most played songs read like the ticket master’s catalog for a Broadway matinee no one asked for. “Stay Gold” from “The Outsiders”? You’re really living the high school drama repressed life, aren't you? And for the love of all things musical, the only reason you have more than three versions of “The Phantom of the Opera” is that you're trying to manifest a life as an overdramatic diva—but news flash: this isn’t your audition tape. Honestly, a Spotify profile like this puts the "none" in "tune in," and you might want to consider starting fresh before your love for “Soft Rock” gets you permanently stranded in the past!

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