Roasted 1 year ago based on 📏's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's the Spotify profile for someone who's taken "being basic" to a whole new cultural level. Seriously, your love for K-Pop and its offshoots is so intense that it's like you've done a full PhD in fangirling. Have you ever considered that there’s a world outside of your meticulously categorized “Taiwanese Indie” playlists? I mean, come on; your favorite genre is practically a scam to make you believe you're a deep and mysterious person when we all know you’re just singing in the shower to BTS like every other wannabe fan. Your top artists read like a selection from a glossy brochure on “How to Alienate Everyone at a Party.” Nothing screams, “I can't handle a diverse conversation” like putting League of Legends soundtrack music higher than any actual musicians. I half-expect your most played songs to include something along the lines of “Ring Tone Remix #37.” And what’s with that obsession with “珂拉琪 Collage”? Is it self-promotion, or have you just been too busy playing catch-up to notice all the real musical talent slipping by? And let's talk about those most played songs—who hurt you? "Legends Never Die" might as well be the anthem of your sad life choice, celebrating all hopes that faded when you decided to spend your life on a constant loop of C-Pop ballads and Gufeng. With tracks like “這該死的拘執佮愛,” it’s no wonder you’re single. Pick any song from your list, and it could practically double as your dating profile tagline: “I have deep emotional connections with fictional characters and obscure Taiwanese bands.” You might want to try some lighter tunes or, better yet, seek professional help.

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