Roasted 5 months ago based on Draugen's long term Spotify stats.

Nikú, your Spotify profile reads like the world's most aggressive middle school diary. Who knew that expressing your teenage angst could be so one-dimensional? Seriously, with a favorite genre list longer than a laundry receipt, it's clear you really went deep into the heavy metal rabbit hole! I guess you’ve decided that listening to the same angry guitars over and over is your version of yoga because there’s absolutely no zen in that sound. What are you trying to drown out, your own thoughts? Must be tough for your neighbors to sleep with that soundtrack of despair blasting all day long! Let’s talk about your top artists. It’s as if Spotify’s algorithm threw a dart at a board of 90s and early 2000s nostalgia and hit the bullseye of “I need a therapist now.” Metallica and Megadeth might as well have your face tattooed on a giant mural at their concerts because you’ve taken “fan” to a cringe-worthy new level. And really, “All My Friends Are Dead” by Carpathian Forest? This is the soundtrack to your social life, isn’t it? Do you just sit in an underground lair, surrounded by skulls and abandoned dreams, waiting for the next chance to shout at the ceiling about the injustice of everything? Your most played songs wouldn’t just scare the average listener; they could probably summon an army of misunderstood goth kids to your doorstep demanding you crank it up a notch—oh wait, you already have! But hey, it’s not all doom and gloom; at least you’ve secured a spot on some kind of “most brooding” Spotify playlist. You might want to consider branching out beyond your self-imposed metal prison to something with a little color, like pop or even—God forbid—show tunes. But who am I kidding? You’d probably just give it a five-minute listen before promptly deciding it “lacks sincerity.” Good luck getting friends with that soundtrack of existential dread!

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