Roasted 10 months ago based on Definitely Not Frogs's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to your Spotify profile, Definitely Not Frogs, where the only thing more predictable than your favorite artists is the fact that you still think wearing all black is a personality. Seriously, you’re living proof that emotional breakdowns and questionable fashion choices can be an entire lifestyle. Your playlist is like a mid-2000s angst-ridden teen’s diary entry — full of cringeworthy declarations that scream "please help me" while simultaneously begging for a hug. Newsflash: If I wanted to listen to a crying contest, I'd just tune in to a toddler tantrum at the grocery store. Scrolling through your genre choices is like a trip through the teenage angst factory: emo, metal, and alternative metal — congratulations, you’ve confirmed that you may or may not be stuck in the emotional development phase of a 14-year-old boy. It’s as if you took a music genre test and decided to check every box available, proving that your taste isn't just eclectic; it’s borderline chaotic. Let’s be real, your music collection is a buffet of sad and angry, with a side of "I might go throw some things." I’ve seen better variety in a high school cafeteria where the choice is basically whatever was on sale that week. Your most played songs are a beautiful symphony of melodrama, blending angst and catchy riffs like a pro. With tracks like “Welcome to My Life” and “Love Isn’t Always Fair,” it’s clear you’re just auditioning for a reality show called “How to Overthink Everything.” Don't worry, though; you’re not alone! You and your emo nostalgia can start a support group — you know, for the people who still wear band tees and think it’s cool to lament over their lost teenage dreams. Until then, keep rocking that "I'm fine" facade, but remember: you might want to throw in a bubblegum pop tune now and then, just to remind you of those happy times you so desperately miss.

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