Roasted 2 years ago based on sithuliii's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, sithuliii, you’ve got a Spotify profile that screams “I’m still figuring out my identity while trying to convince everyone I’m deep!” With favorite genres that read like a buzzword bingo for hipster coffee shop playlists, it’s clear you’re trying to master the art of being effortlessly cool. But let’s be honest, “POV: Indie”? Honey, the only thing more confusing than that genre is your choice to listen to K-Pop boy bands while claiming to have appreciation for “Art Pop.” Do you even know what art is, or are those just some words you threw together like a toddler with finger paint? Your top artists are a wild ride through the emotional rollercoaster of someone who thinks listening to Taylor Swift’s breakup songs makes them relatable. Newsflash: Rachel, your crush on V won’t cure your last relationship's hangover. Seriously, mix in a little bit of variety! It’s like your listening preferences are a wonky smoothie where the only fruits involved are sad girl anthems and catchy choruses, leaving any real musical substance stranded at the bottom. Maybe throw in a “learn how to enjoy different beats” track or two, so you don’t end up on repeat listening to songs that encapsulate your last three breakups. And sweetie, don’t even get me started on your most played songs list! If “If the World Was Ending” wasn’t your life theme song, I’d be shocked. It looks like you conducted an elaborate research project on how many times you can play “cardigan” before the neighbors start questioning your life choices. There’s nothing quite like the lyrical depths of “Young And Beautiful” to remind us that you’re just as lost in the unfolding saga of your taste as you are in your own chaotic love life. You have the musical palette of an overcooked spaghetti—soft, mushy, and utterly lacking the zest of being interesting.

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