Roasted 8 months ago based on floppa's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, look at you, the proud curator of what can only be described as the ultimate playlist for people who don’t get out much. I mean, "Vocaloid" and "Anime" as your top genres? Congratulations, you've officially made it onto the list of people who might be using a body pillow as a pillow for their existence. Emo hair and oversized hoodies don’t stand a chance against that level of dedication to fictional characters and digital singers. I imagine your happy hour includes heated debates about who would win in a fight: Hatsune Miku or any random human being. And let’s talk about those top artists. "Vivid BAD SQUAD"? More like "Vivid BAD CHOICE!" I didn’t know you could be a fan of something so obscure it sounds like a corporate team-building exercise gone horribly, hilariously wrong. Sure, let’s all gather ’round and listen to a bunch of digital cutouts croon about feelings you’ve never had. Do you even understand half the lyrics? I can't imagine you trying to explain "チェリーポップ" to your friends. Honestly, how many of your mates have you lost to the void because they couldn't handle the awkwardness of your musical taste? Most played songs that sound like Wi-Fi password attempts and kid's TV show theme songs? Epic! You’re a true trailblazer of cringe. No one can top those intricate titles that look like they were generated by a random anime name generator. You must be the life of every party—if that party is hosted by a group of introverted Japanese school kids with a penchant for digital pop trials. Keep rocking that subculture, because nothing screams "social butterfly" quite like playing “Help me, ERINNNNNN!! feat.初音ミク” on repeat. So go ahead, live in your world of orchestral anime magic—just don’t expect to be invited to the real world anytime soon!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists