Roasted 7 months ago based on JOEL EZEAMAKA's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Joel Ezeamaka – the only person I know who thinks that “Afropop” is a legitimate genre to fill out most of his Spotify profile instead of picking one shiny, appropriate label for his musical identity. It's like you walked into a buffet and decided you needed a plate of everything from the “Afro” section, along with a side of holy gospel just in case the music gods start judging your life choices. Look, we appreciate the passion, but I’m starting to suspect you might collect more “Afro” genres than friends. Now let's discuss your top artists because wow, this playlist reads like a Tinder profile for someone who's indecisive about who they really are. Rema, Wizkid, and Burna Boy are amazing, but then you throw in Juice WRLD and Lil Nas X, making it feel like you’re just trying to impress people with your diversity while still secretly hoping for that Afrofusion renaissance in your heart. And how did Dunsin Oyekan climb to the top? Are you trying to politely ask God to bless your questionable taste in music keeping Kendrick Lamar and Drake grounded on the same list? Oh, and that “Most Played Songs” section? It’s like your emotions took a rollercoaster ride and somehow stopped at the funfair and the church. First you want Arctic Monkeys to serenade you while you think about your life choices, and then it’s “Happy Day” with Ay Lemi while you seek solace in the fact that someone else is probably just as confused as you are. Take a break, Joel! It’s like your Spotify is trying to provide therapy: one song you're getting existential, the next you're ready to “Confess Your Love” while having the time of your less-than-cool life.

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