Roasted 9 months ago based on Meg's long term Spotify stats.

Meg, your Spotify profile reads like the confused diary of a musical commitment-phobe. One minute you're shaking it to K-Pop, the next you're two-stepping through a country ballad, only to then dive headfirst into the chaos of metalcore and noise music like a cat trying to swim. Are you trying to create a soundtrack for a multiverse where every character is a little lost? Because, dear, it’s working—there’s nothing like a blend of "Down Home Country" and "Screamo" to truly confuse anyone who stumbles across your playlist. Next time your friends ask for recommendations, just hand them a map—your taste could use a little direction! And can we talk about your top artists? Hozier and Sleep Token in the same breath as Sabrina Carpenter and The Chicks? It’s like you threw a party and invited the entire cast of ‘High School Musical’ along with a bunch of emos! What are you trying to prove? That you're the coolest, quirkiest person at the café? Or that your identity crisis is more advanced than a toddler’s? Nothing screams “I can’t commit” like a playlist that goes from “Take Me Back To Eden” to “MUSIC (Feat. LEE CHANHYUK)”—it’s like your mood swings have their own mood swings. Speaking of mood swings, your most played songs could give a bipolar rollercoaster a run for its money! It’s a wild ride through metal riffs, catchy hooks, and then a heartfelt ballad just when we think we’ve settled into the chaos. “Chokehold” into “First Time”? I’m half-expecting an existential crisis right after “THE DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND.” Rather than picking a lane, you’ve decided to drive in circles, blasting every genre until the neighborhood goes deaf. So keep doing you, Meg—just remember, even a musical chameleon has to settle on a color eventually!

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