Roasted 1 year ago based on Abdullah Sa'id's long term Spotify stats.
Abdullah Said Al-Djaidi, huh? If that name doesn’t scream "I’ve got a weird obsession with music that sounds like a jet engine fell into a blender," then I don’t know what does. Seriously, what’s with all the deathcore and Indonesian metal? Did you lose a bet and this is your punishment? Your Spotify looks like a metal festival's lost-and-found bag, and I half-expect a t-shirt with “Caution: May cause permanent ear damage” to be hanging from your profile. Bravo, my friend, you’ve brought the joys of musical confusion to an entirely new level. Your top artists read like a list of death metal’s who’s who combined with a few bands that sound made-up just to trigger the spellcheck. “Powerwolf,” “Thy Art Is Murder,” and “Lorna Shore” surely give you street cred on every dark web forum, but your overzealous obsession with "Symphonic Deathcore" makes me wonder if you ever considered a more uplifting genre—like, I don’t know, K-Pop? I can almost hear your playlist screaming, “Please, someone carry me to therapy!” You might as well have just attached a warning label: “May induce existential dread while driving alone at night.” And let’s take a moment to chat about your most-played songs. “Angel Of The Morning” and “Pain Remains” in the same breath? Wow, Abdullah, your vibes are definitely oscillating between "I’m a ray of sunshine" and "I deeply relate to Gothic poetry." You’re playing hard to get with happiness there! If Spotify ever makes a documentary about this mashup of soul-crushing lyrics and upbeat ballads, they’ll have to subtitle it “A Journey through the Mind of Abdullah: Warning: May Lead to Spontaneous Headbanging and Existential Crises." Keep up the work, my musical martyr; I can’t wait to see which dark genre you end up getting counseling for next!
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