Roasted 3 months ago based on [REDACTED]'s long term Spotify stats.

Wow, [REDACTED], your music taste is like a buffet gone horribly wrong—let’s just say no one ordered “Tropical House” next to “Nu Metal,” but here we are, with your playlist looking like a middle school dance where someone keeps accidentally spilling punch on the DJ booth. It’s a beautiful mess that’s more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. You’ve got every mood from chilling on the beach to headbanging in your mom’s basement covered, and somehow, none of it feels like it should be played in public—or even in private, for that matter. And your top artists? I don’t know whether to applaud your eclectic taste or call the music police. “bbno$” and “John Mayer” could only hang out together if they’ve both taken a wrong turn at a bad karaoke joint. You seem to have collected artists like a toddler collects stickers, and it raises the crucial question: Did you find these musicians under a rock, or are you just playing roulette with your Spotify algorithm? Frankly, it’s like you’re trying to corner the market on “who can make the most confusing Spotify profile.” As for your most played songs, I’m honestly struggling to keep a straight face. “Im Doing Fine”? You’re clearly lying, and “Boss Bitch” is just the anthem of someone who only conquers the snack aisle. And “soul eater”? Sounds like the title of that film no one wants to admit they watched at 3 a.m. while contemplating their life choices. I can just picture you jamming out in your room, vibing to “Beat Goes On,” while really, the only thing that’s beaten here is your grasp on musical coherence. Keep doing you, my friend! The world needs a little chaos, I suppose.

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