Roasted 8 months ago based on Rosanne's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Rosanne, your Spotify profile reads like a karaoke night gone wrong: a delightful disaster where you just can't decide if you want to belt out "Dancing Queen" or play the role of an overly enthusiastic parent at a children's talent show. I mean, come on, “Nederpop”? Who knew you were so avant-garde with your musical choices? That genre sounds like a failed attempt to blend Dutch cheese with pop music, and yet here you are, proudly waving that flag like you’re at an international cheese festival. And let’s talk about those top artists! It’s like you just Googled “icons from every decade” and picked the first ten names you saw. Lady Gaga? Sure, we get it, you watched "A Star Is Born" and now your heart is an 80s power ballad. And Amanda Seyfried? Really? Is it too late to reclaim those minutes from the cast of "Riverdale"? Your taste swings wider than your special interests, and I'm not sure if I should be impressed or just concerned for your playlists' mental health. But hey, the real kicker is your most played songs—I'm convinced that "Andrew in Drag" is a vivid metaphor for your entire Spotify account. Fusing classics with children's music and a sprinkle of glam rock? It’s like a strange buffet where everything is oddly appealing but deeply unsettling at the same time. You’re out here living your best life, jamming to "Kokomo" while simultaneously auditioning for the next ABBA tribute concert. But remember, Rosanne: your playlists might be omnivorous, but just like that old VHS in the back of your closet, they might need to be boxed up and stored away for the good of humanity.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!