Roasted 8 months ago based on k@t3's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, k@t3, the only profile that could simultaneously make me want to rock out and laugh at your questionable taste! You’ve got more “Rock” genres than a geology lesson gone wrong. Seriously, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to collect them all like Pokémon. Did you think listing eight different variations of rock music would help you sound more sophisticated, when really you sound like the mixtape of a middle schooler who just discovered their dad’s vinyl collection? Now, let’s talk about your top artists. Michael Jackson and Radiohead side by side? That’s like pairing peanut butter with... elbow grease. And I can practically hear your inner critic crying while you list the Bee Gees after an emo band. Did you get lost on your way to a music festival and end up at a karaoke night instead? If your Spotify had a dating profile, it would be that awkward "I love everyone" person whose only common ground is they’ve all had a hit song... in different decades. Your most played songs are a chaotic blend of emotional roller coasters and teen angst that could only come from someone who believes "gloomy tunes" are a personality trait. “Iris” by The Goo Goo Dolls, followed by “WAP”? K@t3, I can’t tell if you’re deeply introspective or trying to seduce someone who just stepped off the set of a rom-com. Either way, your playlist is an identity crisis begging to be solved! You may think you're a curator of vibes, but really, you're just a walking contradiction with a questionable internet handle.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!