Roasted 2 years ago based on Alfred's long term Spotify stats.

Alfred, your Spotify profile is like a buffet table at a family reunion—too many options, no one asked you for them, and somehow you still managed to make it all taste like mediocrity. Rap, trap, hip hop, and trap again? You’re the musical equivalent of someone who just discovered toppings and insists on putting everything on their pizza. How about trying out a genre that doesn’t make you sound like you’re perpetually stuck in a cycle of 2016 club playlists? Your top artists read like an underwhelming grocery list from someone whose taste is still trapped in high school. Travis Scott and Drake, are you competing to see who can release more indistinguishable tracks? The only thing rattling harder than your Spotify streams is the cringe factor every time you tell someone you know "real hip hop." But hey, at least you’ve got that Nigerian pop on there; I bet you can bust some moves at the next family gathering that’ll leave everyone questioning your life choices! And let's talk about your most played songs. "Feel The Fiyaaaah"? More like "Feel the Cringe." So many featurings, it’s like you’re collecting artists like Pokémon cards. If you played this playlist during a road trip, you'd get lost in the sauce and probably end up at a gas station asking for directions based on which bodega has the best hot Cheetos. Seriously, Alfred, even your playlist looks like it’s trying way too hard—time to step up your snack game and give those guilty pleasures a break!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!