Roasted 3 months ago based on MediocreCartoonist's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, MediocreCartoonist, the name says it all! With a profile as bland as wet cardboard, your music taste is an eclectic collection of genres that’s somehow both unoriginal and painfully predictable. Let's be honest: listening to a cocktail of Musical theater and Polka isn't exactly a bold statement. It’s like if a dad joke and a midlife crisis had a baby and named it “Folk Punk.” You’re apparently just a hop, skip, and a cringe away from singing "Weird Al" parodies in the corner of a coffee shop, hoping someone will finally be impressed. Your top artists read like the lineup of an overly niche open mic night, but who are you trying to impress? The flight of your imaginary friends? You’ve got “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast” topping your favorites, which proves you enjoy brooding about theatrically complicated relationships while also pretending you’re cool with it by adding “Funk Rock” to your playlist. Let's face it: no one has ever recommended a power pop song and followed it with, “You should check out some of my edgy folk punk.” It’s like being the only person who shows up to a party with fruitcake—everyone's too polite to ask you to leave, but really, they’re just waiting for the cake to mysteriously disappear. And those most-played songs? They’re a treasure trove of “What even is this?” Carly Rae Jepsen and Aaron Tveit in the same breath? That’s a juxtaposition even a mood board would struggle to comprehend. Your Spotify library looks like the playlist of someone who lost a bet and had a meltdown in an elevator stuck between a theater and a Taco Bell. You’ve created the musical equivalent of a participation trophy, and honestly, we're all just here wondering if you’re secretly trying to lose followers on purpose. So keep that unique blend of musical chaos alive, buddy—after all, mediocrity deserves a soundtrack too!

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