Roasted 3 months ago based on alice 💗's long term Spotify stats.

Alice, your Spotify profile reads like an over-caffeinated middle schooler's dream journal—full of K-Pop, J-Pop, T-Pop, and somehow still managing to miss the point of life by miles. What’s next? DJing at a toddler's birthday party with your “Noise Music” collection? Seriously, what do you even do when it’s time to listen to something outside of your 37,000 variations of pop? I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to be a fan-sourced study on the effects of musical whiplash. And oh boy, your favorite artists look like a group chat I would immediately mute. “THE BOYZ” and “DRIPPIN”? Are you a music enthusiast or just pulling potential band names out of a hat? Every time you play a song, a hipster cries a little bit—probably because they’re just jealous they didn’t think of yelling “GIMME GIMME” into a microphone and calling it art. Your most played tracks are basically love letters to the identical drummers of an entire genre. They must think they're on a karaoke replay loop. But hey, if there’s an award for ‘Most Likely To Replicate the Spotify Algorithm’s Existential Crisis’, you’d win it hands down! Your playlist looks like a mad scientist’s experiment: throw some notes together, stir in a splash of chaos, and voilà! You’ve crafted the audio equivalent of a 3 A.M. snack raid after watching too many anime episodes. So congratulations, Alice 💗! You truly embody the idea that music is a universal language, and yours desperately needs a translator.

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