Roasted 2 years ago based on Eli Deskins's long term Spotify stats.

Eli Deskins, the only person I know who could turn a Spotify profile into an IKEA instruction manual: confusing, cluttered, and completely missing the point. Your taste in music is less of an eclectic collection and more of a musical scavenger hunt through the dumpster of ideas. Seriously, who needs ten genres, half of which sound like you just Googled "pretentious music" and hit 'enter'? Escape Room music? What are you trying to escape from, reality? Spoiler alert: it’s not working. And then there’s your top artist list. It’s like you threw a dart at a board of hipster buzzwords and picked the names of the unfortunate victims that the dart landed on. King Krule holds down more slots on your most played list than a desperate ex keeps texting. Are you sure he’s not holding you hostage, forcing you to listen to his music on repeat? At this point, the only thing more repetitive than your playlists is the eye-rolling I do every time I see you post about how much you "feel" King Krule’s existential dread. Let’s talk about those song titles, shall we? “Empty Stomach Space Cadet”? With a title like that, I half expect to see you wandering the streets in a tie-dye shirt, searching for lost WiFi signals instead of food. If your Spotify journey were a movie, it would be a surreal art house piece that's five hours long and only features one dramatic shot of a poorly-lit alleyway. If you wanted to truly embrace your musical identity, you could be the poster child for commitment issues in both relationships and music choices. So go ahead, keep finding new genres to avoid defining yourself; the rest of us will be here laughing at your sonically-induced paralysis.

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