Roasted 2 years ago based on M A G N U S's long term Spotify stats.

Andrei, your Spotify profile reads like a hip-hop fandom textbook that never made it out of the first chapter. With favorite genres more niche than a vegan, gluten-free donut shop, I’m surprised you don’t have “Trap for Introverts” on there too. “Detroit Trap Brasileiro”? Good luck finding a fan base for that, my guy. Honestly, I didn’t even know where to find some of these genres until your profile led me on a wild goose chase through the depths of Spotify. You really took the whole “I like obscure music” thing too seriously—and now you’re just one step away from putting on your Tinder bio, “Just looking for a soulmate who appreciates the subtle nuances of Brazilian Drill.” And let’s talk about those top artists. It’s like you attended an underground concert in a basement and earned an honorary diploma in obscure rappers. No offense, but the only thing less mainstream than your playlist is a cat meme from 2004. You could line up your favorites in a room, and the odds of anyone knowing who they are outside of São Paulo are slim to none. While the rest of us are vibing to Travis Scott, you’re over there supporting “Ryu, The Runner”? Sounds like a gaming character that needs a new publicist. As for your most played tracks, it looks like you went through a phase of existential dread and wrote a sad boy soundtrack for a Netflix documentary that no one asked for. "Músicas de amor nunca mais"? At this rate, just hand out “I’m Forever Alone” t-shirts instead. If you spent half as much time listening to music that doesn’t sound like you're five chapters deep into a history of Brazilian trap, you might actually diversify those Spotify Wrapped stats. But hey, when you finally find a soulmate in that lonely world of yours, at least you can both vibe to "Medo de Quase Nada" while lamenting your social life.

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