Roasted 11 months ago based on Louisa Donovan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Louisa, your Spotify profile reads like a Netflix algorithm gone rogue. I didn’t know someone could have more genres than actual music taste! K-Pop, C-Pop, Mandopop – what’s next? A secret passion for Viking opera? You’ve managed to curate a collection that screams “I’m global citizen” while simultaneously suggesting you accidentally clicked ‘random’ on a Chinese music playlist. Bravo, your love for “Soft Pop” and “Dark R&B” makes it clear you’re living life on the edge of a bubblegum pink cliff. Your top artists genuinely sound like an awkward dinner party conversation. “So, do you prefer BTS or ABBA?” How are you creating playlists, Louisa? On a theme of “Songs for a dramatic teen movie”? I can just imagine you furiously pressing the ‘repeat’ button on “Falling You” while simultaneously pretending to be a secret agent in your bedroom. You’ve got the kind of eclectic taste that makes my ears bleed and my heart reconsider its allegiances. Most people build their music tastes over years; you’ve condensed yours into a single chaotic episode of a talent show. And let's talk about those most played songs. “Partition” by Beyoncé definitely stands out like a sore thumb in a sea of drama-laden C-Drama soundtracks. Are you hoping to seduce someone with your love for slow jams after they understand your deep connection to TV show themes? You might as well be shouting, “Love me because I cry over sad pop music while bingeing on awkward storylines!” At the end of the day, congratulations, Louisa! Your Spotify is a thrilling rollercoaster of milquetoast and melodrama. Who knew listening to someone’s greatest hits could feel like taking a stroll through a high school hallway filled with hormonal teenagers?

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