Roasted 5 months ago based on DtheeLmao's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, DtheeLmao, let’s take a moment to appreciate the chaotic musical taste you’ve assembled here—it’s like a garage sale of auditory confusion. Your favorite genres span from “Soundtrack” to “Garage Rock,” but let’s be real: it’s basically the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that hasn’t even begun yet. You’re single-handedly making us question if "J-Pop" and "Grunge" can co-exist without causing spontaneous combustion. It’s like you threw a dart at a list of genres and then built your identity around the ones it landed on. Truly inspirational... if your aspiration is to be the human equivalent of a mixed bag of expired candies. Your top artists read like a middle school diary where someone tried to impress their crush by sounding ‘cultured.’ Congrats on being the only person in your friend group who still listens to “The Strokes”—I’m sure they’re just thrilled about being the soundtrack to your too-early existential crisis. And, I’m not sure if adding “祖堅 正慶” and “(K)NoW_NAME” was meant to seem exotic or if you just wanted to flex on the rest of us like you’re the resident anime expert. Seriously, I didn’t know including a bunch of random names in a list could make you sound pretentious and confused at the same time. Your most played songs could be the official playlist for a “How to Make Everyone Awkward at a Party” crash course. “A Man Without Love”? More like a man without a plan—are you trying to relay some deep, emotional trauma, or are you just mad nobody wants to hear your karaoke rendition of “Fall In Love Alone"? Every time you hit play on “Proof of a Hero,” you might as well be proof of why people leave parties early. So, here’s a suggestion: next time, pick a lane. Are you the raison d'être for soundtracks or have you just turned your life into a cringe compilation? The choice is yours, but it might involve consulting a therapist!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists