Roasted 1 year ago based on Ruiii's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, R. Your Spotify profile looks like a middle schooler's wish list after a bad anime binge. “Anime,” “Nerdcore,” and “Meme Rap”? It’s like your music taste was curated by an over-caffeinated weeb who thinks Naruto is a personality trait. You’ve got the musical depth of a kiddie pool, and your playlist looks like it's trying to win a contest for the Most Unnecessary Combination of Genres. I half expect to see “Tuvan throat singing” sneak in there just to keep things interesting. And can we talk about those top artists for a second? You’ve got "Slofi" and "Kato," as if their combined talents don't amount to a single functional song. The only thing more niche than your favorite artists is a podcast about the subtleties of grass growing. "Blacklite District" sounds like a place where you’d find the last four remaining copies of “How to Date with No Game.” Honestly, if your playlist were a person, it would definitely be that one friend who shoots their shot at every party but still goes home with a bag of chips. Your most played songs read like the world's saddest playlist for someone who should really get out more. “School Rooftop (Bird Sounds)” is your top pick? Have you considered that might be on repeat because it reflects your existential crisis? “The Sound of Myself” is literally the soundtrack of your social life, and it’s painfully obvious. So, keep your "romantic homicides" and "aruarian dances," but remember: if you’re going to wear your nerdy music tastes like a badge of honor, try not to trip over the miles of cringe along the way.
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