Roasted 2 years ago based on dallas's long term Spotify stats.

Dallas, we get it – you love K-Pop so much, you could probably start a fan club that meets for tea and existential dread. With your top artists reading like a teenage girl's diary, it’s impressive how you've managed to cram an entire culture into just a few Spotify playlists and still manage to leave no room for personal taste. Seriously, can we talk about your obsession with Stray Kids? If your Spotify account could file for a restraining order, it would— after all, there’s only so many times you can scream “I love them!” into the void before it starts to echo back with the sound of despair. Your genres read like a midlife crisis in the making, Dallas. One moment you're raving about “POV: Indie” like it’s some sort of avant-garde art project and the next you’re diving deep into emo rap. It's like you’re auditioning for the most confused music fan of the year award. Newsflash: no one wants to hear "Are you sad or just very enthusiastic about nostalgia?" What’s next? A playlist titled “Unhappily Married Country”? With musical tastes as scattered as your love life, you’re just one bad breakup away from a collection of sad ukulele covers. And let’s not forget your most played songs: a lineup that suggests you have an unhealthy attachment to four specific guys named Changbin and a thirst for melodrama that rivals daytime soap operas. It’s clear you chose your playlist like you choose your life decisions— haphazardly, and with a terrible sense of direction. So here’s a suggestion: It's time to broaden those horizons a bit, unless you want your Spotify wrapped to be wrapped in a big ol’ blanket of regret accompanied by the sound of your alone time anthem. Happy listening, Dallas, just try not to tie your identity solely to a boy band, okay?

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