Roasted 11 months ago based on irpunn's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, irpunn, I see you've curated a Spotify profile that screams, "I’m an emotional teenager who just discovered the concept of feelings and can’t decide if I want to cry or take a nap." Your playlist looks like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis happening in a teenager’s bedroom. Bedroom Pop? Lo-Fi Indie? Slowcore? You must be really committed to living like you’re stuck in a 2003 Tumblr blog post. I half expect your profile picture to be a blurry selfie of you with your head down and a vintage filter applied for that extra melodrama. Now, don't even get me started on your top artists. Deftones right next to Cigarettes After Sex? That juxtaposition is confusing enough to give someone whiplash. It’s as if your musical taste embodies the mood swings of a soap opera character: one moment you're raging against the establishment and the next you're reminiscing about that time you lost your favorite hoodie at a party. If I had a nickel for every time someone with "Alternative Metal" on their list also had "Dream Pop," I’d have just enough to buy you an actual identity. But, you know, don’t change those vibes too much; the world needs quirky profiles like yours so we know who to avoid at parties. And those most played songs? Good grief, they read like the diary entries of someone too afraid to leave their house. "Glimpse of Us" by Joji? Oh, sweetie, we all see what you're doing. You’re not just looking for a song; you’re searching for validation in a sea of self-loathing ballads! “Sextape” by Deftones really rounds out the “cry and then cringe” experience you’ve got going on. I mean, how do you go from “Taking My Time to Be” to “Sextape” without some major emotional whiplash? Perhaps you’re just five bad decisions away from discovering the joy of pop-punk; I'm here for it, just for the comedy of watching you take that plunge.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists