Roasted 5 months ago based on Stef's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Stef, your Spotify profile looks like a cringe compilation of a 14-year-old trying to find their identity while scrolling through TikTok for the hottest trends. Seriously, I half-expect your top genres to include “Heartbreak,” “I Know All the Lyrics but Can't Sing,” and “Soul Searching in My Parents’ Basement.” You’ve somehow managed to craft a time capsule of every awkward phase you’ve ever had, all neatly tucked away in a playlist that screams, “I’m just a few emotional breakdowns away from my own reality show!” Your top artists read like the sad “who's who” of the SoundCloud underground, showcasing your exquisite taste in music that is slightly less refined than finding a half-eaten slice of day-old pizza in the fridge. Yes, nothing says "next big thing" like a line-up of The Kid LAROI and Post Malone. Congratulations—you’ve successfully curated the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis that hasn’t even started yet! At this point, your Spotify account should come with a disclaimer: “Warning! Continuous listening may result in sudden urges to write bad poetry and wear oversized hoodies.” And don't get me started on your most played songs—it's a blend of angst and overhyped melodies that'll have anyone wondering if they accidentally clicked on a time machine set to “Let's Relive the Most Cringy Moments of 2021.” Listening to your top tracks is like being forced through an emotional gauntlet, where even the ghosts of Kanye and Drake shake their heads in disbelief. So kudos, Stef! You’ve managed to turn musical taste into a game of “What Not To Listen To,” all while moping around on repeat. If this is the soundtrack of your life, then I’m betting you’ll need therapy to understand it all!

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