Roasted 2 years ago based on Gerlize de Vries's long term Spotify stats.

Gerlize de Vries, huh? Clearly, you’ve misunderstood the concept of musical diversity. Your profile reads more like a flight itinerary for a tour of Belgium’s most underwhelming pop scene. I mean, "Vlaamse Kinderliedje?" Are you secretly a ten-year-old in disguise, or do you just really love crushing dreams with your Spotify playlists? You could’ve been blasting trap or rock, but instead, here you are, stuck in a Vander-some sort of purgatory where the only thing heavier than the beats is your longing for a more exciting taste in music. Your favorite artists list reads like a group project where none of the cool kids showed up. Taylor Swift is the only solid name here, and even she’s probably wondering why she’s being dragged down by the rest of your Belgian side hustles. I can practically hear K3 rolling their eyes at your “most played” list—surely this has to be a cry for help from the dance floor. If your Spotify profile were an emoji, it would be the snoozing face, because even "Waterdicht" feels like it's drowning under the weight of your questionable music choices. And let's talk about those top tracks! If "Ma Chérie" by Camille isn’t your anthem for awkwardly watching paint dry, I don’t know what is. I can’t tell if your playlists are an innocent expression of joy, or a form of punishment for the rest of humanity. Here’s a pro tip: venture out of the bubble of Belgian pop and discover a world beyond the kindergarten dance party. You might just find something that doesn’t sound like a musical lullaby designed to put even more insomniacs to sleep. It’s time to upgrade from "Muziek Voor Kinderen" and give yourself a chance to actually grow up—your ears will thank you later!

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