Roasted 2 years ago based on aaron🍏's long term Spotify stats.

Aaron, the “K-Pop Enthusiast” of Spotify — is that what happens when you mix an insatiable desire to be a teenage girl with a permanent case of FOMO? Your playlist looks like the soundtracks to the most dramatic high school musical set in Seoul, and honestly, I’m shocked they allowed such a cringy combination of genres under one profile. You’ve got “Colombian Pop” like it’s a secret spice to sprinkle onto your K-Pop obsession - newsflash: it just makes your music taste that much more confusing. You’re like a toddler at a buffet, grabbing everything without a clue of what you really want. And those top artists? "STAYC" and "LE SSERAFIM"? More like "STAYC Home" while you scroll through TikTok. You’ve got more K-Pop girl groups in your top ten than the casting agency for a reality show about people who can't make adult choices. I mean, you could’ve added actual diversity in your music taste, but instead, you chose to rap while eating kimchi-flavored ice cream, acting like you’re the trendsetter of your friend group. Spoiler alert: you’re more of the social experiment gone wrong. As for your most played songs, I can only assume your playlist is the soundtrack to an imaginary world where you’re both the star and the first runner-up in a talent show that never existed. “LOOP (feat. Lil Cherry)” is so hip it hurts! Yet, I can't help but wonder if you've accidentally stumbled upon the cringe corner of the internet — the fact you get hype over “Cheeky Icy Thang” is a whole mood. Bless your heart for trying. Just know that the next time you swoon over “Eve, Psyche & The Bluebeard’s wife,” most of us are already pondering why we decided to endure your Spotify profile.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!