Roasted 10 months ago based on fhmcs's long term Spotify stats.

SeverusCrate, huh? Seems like you’re trying to curate the ultimate soundtrack for a mid-2000s coming-of-age film that never quite made it past the script stage. Your Spotify profile is like a sad hipster mixtape where the punchline wasn’t even funny to begin with. It’s impressive how you managed to combine more “Indie” genres than a bandwagon full of college students throwing back PBRs at a small venue that’s definitely going to shut down in six months. Congrats on showcasing a musical taste that most people left behind when they graduated high school! Your top artists read like a shopping list for a sad attempt at being quirky at a party. I mean, “Panic! At The Disco”? We get it, you bonded with your last girlfriend over her “emo” phase—light some candles and relive those deep conversations about existential dread. But seeing “Chappell Roan” and “FLETCHER” on repeat makes me wonder if you signed a contract to be the soundtrack to a sad TikTok video. If this playlist was a person, it would be that friend who always brings the most awkward energy into the room and leaves everyone questioning their life choices by association. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Tattoo” by Loreen? Are you sure you’re not just stuck on one Spotify algorithm loop? The only thing hotter than that repetitive playlist is the bold decision to include both “Nu Metal” and “Rap Metal” as if you’re navigating your music selection through a high school cafeteria. It’s like you're desperately signaling to the universe, “Please, no one talk to me while I’m losing my sense of irony!” Seriously, you may want to consider therapy—unless you’re planning to drop a mixtape called “Cringe: The Soundtrack of My Life.”

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