Roasted 2 months ago based on caiop's long term Spotify stats.

Caio do Bronx, huh? With a Spotify profile boasting more genres than a middle school music class, it’s clear you’ve got a real identity crisis going on. "Brazilian Trap," "Trap Funk," and "Boom Bap"? Looks like someone put all the cool music in a blender and hoped for the best. I half-expect to click on your playlist and hear a mix of inspirational church hymns segueing into tracks that sound like they were made exclusively for TikTok dance challenges. Throw in "gospel," and it’s like you’re covering all your bases for the afterlife, just in case your taste proves you need a little divine intervention. Your top artists read like the lineup for the worst indie festival of all time! You've got more obscure names than a hipster coffee shop menu, with only Rodolfo Abrantes managing to sound like someone who might be invited to a barbecue. I mean, I'd love to see the baffled expressions on your friends' faces when they realize you’re not just cycling through Spotify recommendations but are genuinely jamming to "Freestyle Depois da Cadeia" while they're trying to enjoy a casual night. Is that your version of a conversation starter, or is it just a cry for help wrapped in a catchy beat? Most played songs that sound less like chart-toppers and more like you accidentally stumbled into someone’s SoundCloud account is an impressive feat, my dude. "James Harden"? "Lamine Yamal"? I can only assume you’re part of a secret society dedicated to confusing people with song titles that sound like they’ve either lost a bet or are playing their own version of ‘yo mama’ jokes. So here’s a suggestion: next time you curate a list, maybe scroll through some actual hits. Unless, of course, your goal is to make everyone question your sanity—then by all means, keep doing you, you absolute musical maniac!

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