Roasted 2 years ago based on Mathilde Colas's long term Spotify stats.

Mathilde Colas, the woman who claims to love “French Rock” and “Pop Urbaine” while somehow managing to have a taste in music that is more confused than a toddler trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. I see you have a penchant for Bad Omens and falling in reverse—sounds like your life could use a little forward momentum, huh? With your eclectic array of favorites, it’s clear that you treat music like an all-you-can-eat buffet where you just pile on whatever looks good, even if it’s a mismatched disaster on your plate. We get it, you enjoy a bit of drama; too bad we don’t get a score count for the amount of emotional turmoil in your playlists. And while we’re on the subject of your top artists, do you need a pull-out map to understand your musical journey? You’ve got everything from ABBA to American Metalcore—what is this, a high school mixtape gone rogue? Your Spotify profile reads like a Tinder bio crafted by someone who’s having an identity crisis! Why do you have a song about a concrete jungle next to a French reggae tune, like you just can't decide if you want to rage against the machine or hug some trees? It's a wonder you're not listening to techno from Mars next. Finally, let's dive into your most played songs because they’re a perfect reflection of your chaotic vibe! “THE DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND” on repeat? Sounds about right considering how your music choices are killing mine! It’s almost as if you’re trying to keep the playlist as unpredictable as your love life—one minute you’ve got a soothing French melody, and the next you're screaming about existential dread. Here’s hoping that next time you’re flicking through songs, you remember that variety is the spice of life, but it’s not a license to drive your listeners off a musical cliff!

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