Roasted 1 year ago based on gonb's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Gonb, the musical equivalent of a thrift store that exclusively sells clothes from the late 2000s - eclectic, confusing, and slightly unsettling. Your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s angst diary after a particularly rough week playing too many Japanese video games. Breakcore? Really? We get it, you want to feel like you’re being chased by a malfunctioning robot at an anime convention while desperately fighting off an existential crisis. Good luck finding a date with a playlist like that! Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Mili has more songs on your list than a basement-dwelling hipster has flannel shirts. Are you sure you're not just trying to win the title of "Most Likely to Become an Online Meme"? And please, spare us the breakdown of how 'hyperpop' represents the societal decline of the music industry when you know you just listen to it while crying in the shower after accidentally Googling “what is my life?” Remember, there's a fine line between unique and just plain weird, and you seem to be pogo-sticking right over it. And then we have your most played songs, populated primarily by Mili tracks. Dude, Mili should be paying *you* for all the streams at this point. You’ve got more plays of "Gone Angels" than actual angels have ever seen! At this rate, your playlist screams, "I’m emotionally unavailable and I identify as a fish," making it less of a mood and more of a warning sign. So, just a friendly piece of advice: while your taste may be as deep as a puddle, it's best not to dive in until you've checked the temperature first!

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