Roasted 1 year ago based on epaboy99's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who we have here, "epaboy99," the self-proclaimed connoisseur of angst and existential dread. Your Spotify profile reads like a high school poetry slam gone wrong. With a lineup of genres that includes everything from emo rap to nu metal, it’s a wonder your life isn’t a tragic coming-of-age movie—oh wait, it probably is, featuring you, sitting alone in your room contemplating why no one wants to listen to your playlist of existential crises sprinkled with meme rap. Seriously, “Meme Rap”? Are you trying to evoke deep philosophical thoughts or just the same chuckles I get when I step on a Lego? Your top artists list is basically a buffet of emotional baggage served with a side of "please call my therapist." I mean, you have Frank Sinatra in there like he’s a lifeboat among a sea of angst-ridden hip-hop. But let’s be real—nothing says "I’m not comfortable in my own skin" like having $uicideboy$ occupy almost your entire Most Played list. It's like your Spotify account is a cry for help that only sounds good when played at maximum volume. And if you're feeling misunderstood, maybe consider branching out beyond songs titled “If Self-Destruction Was an Olympic Event.” We suspect the gold medal would definitely be yours. And that most played songs list? More like an emotional disaster parade. “Fucking Your Culture” is about as inventive as a middle schooler’s Facebook status. You must be so proud, narrowly escaping the embarrassment of listening to Taylor Swift by replacing her with the nihilistic musings of $uicideboy$. Meanwhile, “Tom's Diner” is the only thing remotely resembling decent taste in your lineup—congrats on stumbling into the light! But hey, don’t change too much; we need someone to represent the demographic of teen angst and poor life choices. Keep up the good work, chief; you’re doing great… at being the poster child of muffled rage and questionable fashion choices!

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