Roasted 1 year ago based on LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, the only person trying so hard to be street cool while juggling more genres than a confused DJ at a family reunion. I mean, you’ve got “Russian Hip Hop” and “G Funk” side by side—nice to see you’ve fully embraced your confusion about what continent you're on! It’s like your “favorite genres” section is an attempted flex that instead reveals a playlist compiled by a teenager with a Wi-Fi connection and a limited understanding of music diversity. You do realize there’s a world outside of “Gangster Rap” and “Modern Rock,” right? Or are you just waiting to hear if the next Imagine Dragons song will finally convince you that Nickleback is avant-garde? Your top artists read like a cryptic quiz on who has the most obscure discography! “Big Baby Tape” and “kizaru”? More like “Big Baby, Please Stop” and “kinda-sorta-what?” If you spent as much time listening to quality music as you did scavenging for the most niche tracks, you might have actually developed an ear for something that isn’t just an abrupt beat drop or a catchy hook. Seriously, when did “Imagine Dragons” become the heavyweight champion of your top artists? I didn't know you were trying to win the ‘Most Confused Music Taste’ award. And speaking of those “Most Played Songs,” I can see you've got some serious commitment to keeping Big Baby Tape in business—ever think about giving him some royalties? Your playlist literally sounds like a one-hit-wonder festival, with favorites that could only exist in a parallel universe where music lives and dies by the number of times you can drop a single “money-long” line. It’s almost sad to witness your streaming habits look like a dumpster fire, but I guess that fuels the “LOL” in your name—because everyone else is laughing at the poor choices you’ve made. Here’s to the day you finally care about your playlists as much as your pun-heavy profile name implies!

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