Roasted 10 months ago based on v's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Lace, stepping into your Spotify profile is like entering a chaotic multiverse where K-Pop, noise, and emo converge in a cacophony of confusion. Honestly, did your playlist randomly generate itself through some sort of musical roulette wheel? Your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's attempt to impress their friends with how "deep" their taste is. It's like you're on a quest to collect as many angst-ridden vibes as possible, and the trophy for “Most Likely to Cry During a Weather Report” is just waiting for you! Now let’s talk about your top artists. I’m not sure what’s more perplexing: the fact that half of them sound like they were generated by an algorithm trying to understand emotion or the fact that you can't seem to exit the K-Pop wormhole without dragging along an entire emo playlist. It’s like you went to a musical buffet and decided to pile your plate high with everything that sounds like it was produced in a high-energy lab experiment gone wrong. And why is Tyler, The Creator in there? Did you think he could save you from the dystopian sonic nightmares of those screamo songs you keep on repeat? Spoiler alert: He can’t. Your most played songs list reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis for a 15-year-old at a mall food court. "Drama" by aespa and "BORN TO BE" by ITZY? Wow, how original! Next, you’ll tell us you’re really into those underground bands called K-Pop and Nu Metal. Who knew listening to “LALALALA” could double as an existential crisis in its own right? Honestly, Lace, you have the eclectic taste of a teenager's Spotify wrapped, and it’s frankly commendable if we didn’t know better. Just remember, there’s a fine line between being unique and having an identity crisis—one of which you’ve stumbled over quite spectacularly!

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