Roasted 2 months ago based on Charlie's long term Spotify stats.

Charlie, you’re like the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue—someone took a bunch of genres that don't fit together and dumped them in a blender. K-Pop, Disco Polo, and Reggaeton? Your playlist sounds less like a curated experience and more like a desperate attempt to make a party happen at a retirement home. I half-expect your next track to feature a bagpipe solo or a kazoo rendition of a 90s boy band hit. Your top artists read like a musical Tinder profile where you swiped right on everyone who looked remotely interesting. Måneskin and Chris Brown in the same breath? That's like pairing sushi with pizza and expecting Michelin stars. And Billie Eilish? She must be shaking her head in confusion, wondering who brought you to her table of existential dread and hipster thoughts only to find out you’re rocking out to “Rock That Body” by the Black Eyed Peas. Talk about a wild mix of vibes—your musical palate is as confused as a goldfish trying to play chess. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “POWER” might just be your last shred of dignity, but the rest? We’re starting to suspect you created a secret society dedicated to the glory of kazoo beats and lyrical masterpieces about... what was it again? How many latinos can you fit into a trap? Your music choices are so eclectic that even a DJ at a middle school dance would roll their eyes and throw in some Taylor Swift just to bring back the vibe. Charlie, keep on rocking that questionable musical taste—after all, the world needs someone to take the heat for the rest of us!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!