Roasted 6 months ago based on keiaa's long term Spotify stats.

Keiaa, your Spotify profile is a glorified shrine to genre confusion! I mean, let's be real—a love for K-Pop, J-Pop, P-Pop, and Kundiman? Are you trying to collect every pop genre like Pokémon cards? At this point, your playlist should come with a disclaimer: “Warning: Listening may cause identity crisis. Side effects include extreme confusion, spontaneous dancing, and an insatiable craving for bubble tea.” Honestly, I've seen more coherent music tastes come from someone clicking random buttons on a piano. Now, your top artists look like a lineup for an international talent show gone wrong. I’ve seen less eclectic tastes from a toddler handed a crayon and a piece of paper. I mean, "IVE," "FIFTY FIFTY," and "the peggies" are basically the musical equivalent of trying to order food in a foreign country without knowing the language. It’s all fun and games until you realize you accidentally ordered a plate of regret instead of your favorite ramen. With a roster like that, it’s clear that you’re just trying to ride the trendwave until you inevitably crash and burn—hopefully with a catchy tune playing in the background! But let's talk about your most played songs, shall we? "Midnight Special" is a cute name for a jam, but we both know you only like it because it feels like a guilty pleasure you can shamefully admit on first dates. And come on—Michael Bublé? One moment you're raving about K-Pop, and the next you’re sipping wine, pretending to be sophisticated. If your music taste were a movie, it would be a confusing, low-budget indie flick with a plot twist nobody asked for. So let's get real, Keiaa: it's time to either dive headfirst into the musical rabbit hole you've created or emerge from it like a butterfly—preferably one that sticks to one genre for once.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!