Roasted 7 months ago based on Lihle's long term Spotify stats.
Lihle, I see your favorite genres read like the Spotify playlist for someone who temperature checks their emotions every 10 seconds. R&B? More like Really Bland and Boring. Neo Soul? Honey, it sounds like you’re trying to be deep, but we all know you're just floating in the kiddie pool of musical tastes. And don’t even get me started on your Christmas hits. It's like you've declared war on all things festive. You must be that one friend who starts blasting Mariah Carey in July—let's leave the holiday spirit to those who can handle it, okay? Your top artists list screams "I'm in my feels but also want to cry from the back of a convertible." You've got a lineup that could soundtrack a mid-life crisis while pretending to be deep and mysterious. I mean, how stereotypical can you get with SZA, Lana Del Rey, and Taylor Swift? Are you just trying to make sure every lyric is another reminder you're single and bitter? And seriously, I’m still trying to process the inclusion of Aakosha Bentley. At that point, you’re basically asking the universe to throw random artists at you just for the sake of variety. And then there’s your most played songs—it’s a sad mix of profound heartbreak and undercooked melodies, like a bad Tinder date that keeps swiping right on disaster. “Love Takes Time”? With that playlist, I’m convinced you’d drown in a shallow puddle of emotions before figuring out how to make pasta. The only “mad hoes” in your life are clearly the ones throwing shade at you for these song choices. Sweetie, either get on the train to musical evolution or embrace the reality that you’ll forever be stuck in a cycle of sorrowful ballads and feel-good gospel like it’s your 9-to-5.
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