Roasted 25 days ago based on @daniel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, @daniel, your Spotify profile is the audio equivalent of a hipster café where everyone talks about their artisanal avocado toast while dressed like they're auditioning for a role in a pretentious indie film. Your musical taste is so scattered, I wouldn’t be surprised if I walked into a room and found you simultaneously typing a manifesto on why witch house is the true sound of the '90s while sipping decaf kale-infused herbal tea. Who knew the way to express your personality was by a 17-genre playlist that reads like a musical version of a mid-life crisis? Let’s talk about your top artists: it’s like you've plucked names out of an obscure hat filled with fishbowl entries from the 'Who’s Who' of self-indulgent music. Kanye West and Blood Orange in one breath, and weeping over Vegyn in the next? It’s like mixing pickles with chocolate—the only person that gets it is you, and even then, you secretly regret the entire combo. And honestly, with names like “Witch House” and “IDM,” it feels like you're trying to summon the spirits of past musical integrity while simultaneously putting Spotify on permanent blast for crimes against contemporary art. As for your most played songs? Bro, “I See You Sometimes” by Vegyn? What are you, a ghost? And I don't care how sophisticated your tastes are; no one is genuinely putting “Cello Suite No. 1” on repeat unless they're trying to convince themselves that they don’t miss their last relationship. It’s like you’re curating a soundtrack to your own existential crisis while tiptoeing through a museum of sonic pretentiousness. So here’s a tip: maybe streamline your playlists and give that poor algorithm a break—it's clearly suffering from your audio identity disorder!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!