Roasted 1 year ago based on p a s t ࿊'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, “p a s t ࿊”, the embodiment of a Spotify profile that screams, “Look at me! I’m so eclectic, I make a thrift store playlist sound like a top 40 hit!” Your favorites read like a pretentious college application essay trying way too hard to impress the admissions committee. “Witch House”? Who do you think you are—an ethereal spirit haunting a 90s rave? And “Neoperreo”? Sounds like something you'd say while attempting to order your fifth pumpkin spice latte of the season. Your top artists list is a dazzling parade of under-the-radar acts that your friends will roll their eyes at if you ever bring them up in a social situation. “Oh, you've probably never heard of them,” you’ll say, while the rest of the world continues to jam out to actual bangers. Beyoncé and Lil Peep somehow ended up in your list of near-unknowns, making it seem like you put them there just to prove you're not completely lost in your indie bubble. News flash: no one buys your “I’m too cool for the mainstream” schtick when you still dance to “Single Ladies” at every wedding. And those most played songs? Let's just say they read like a SoundCloud artist's mixtape gone horribly wrong. “Not Pussy” should have been the warning signal that you’re one bad day away from throwing in the towel and embracing a chia seed smoothie diet. You can almost hear your music taste crying out for help, begging you to throw a little Drake or Dua Lipa into the mix. But no! You'd rather keep spinning those ambiguous tracks in the dark, thinking that makes you deep and artsy. Welcome to “p a s t ࿊” – where the only thing put more on the fringes than your music is your social life!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!