Roasted 1 year ago based on Ben's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ben Johansen, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things heavy, you’ve got a Spotify profile that reads like the soundtrack to a caffeine-fueled existential crisis. Seriously, I’m half convinced your playlist is just a live stream of a metal-head attempting to break the sound barrier with pure angst. Deathcore, djent, and grindcore? It’s like you walked into a music store, grabbed the worst parts of every genre, and decided to make them your personality. Congratulations, you’ve single-handedly proved that “one man’s trash is another man’s *entire weekday playlist*.” Let’s talk about your favorite artists, because clearly, taste is subjective! “Job For A Cowboy” is the crown jewel in your playlist, but I guess they must have been your gateway band to this endless pit of sonic chaos. And who needs diverse influences when you can just listen to “The Zenith Passage” on repeat until your neighbors file a noise complaint? The word “eclectic” doesn’t even begin to describe how locked-in you are on these names—did you get a group discount on all the merch from bands with names that seem to be scraped off the bottom of your shoe? As for your top tracks, my dude, you might want to consider checking your Spotify Wrapped for some serious red flags. With titles like “Algorithmic Salvation” and “Deletion Cult,” I can’t help but wonder if your playlist is just a cry for help masquerading as an album recommendation. If anyone ever wondered where the line is drawn between "passionate music lover" and "hot topic mannequin," they need look no further than your profile. Bravo, Ben! You’ve achieved the musical equivalent of a dumpster fire—somehow repulsive and yet, I can’t look away.

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