Roasted 1 year ago based on Joline's long term Spotify stats.

Joline, your Spotify profile is a beautiful, chaotic mess—like if your emotions had a playlist and then decided to get saved by a Christian rock band halfway through. You’ve got more “core” genres on here than a bodybuilding gym. I didn't know you could be hardcore, emo, and worshipping the lord all before lunch. It's like your music taste is desperately trying to pitch itself to a group of confused therapists—seriously, how many mood swings can one person have in a single playlist? Your top artists list reads like a rollercoaster that broke down halfway, only to be revitalized by a random gospel tune at the end. You switch from “Lil Peep” to “Hillsong UNITED” faster than I can say “existential crisis.” It's impressive how you've managed to blend the sadness of holding on till May with the hope of Hosanna. I'd pay to see you try to justify throwing a "Dance Gavin Dance" track right next to “Abba” lyrics while maintaining a straight face. If there’s a therapy session for this type of emotional whiplash, we need to sign you up! And can we talk about those most played songs? You’re clearly someone who either cries deeply or thinks through a lot of feelings—with an eerie Christian undertone. "Hosanna" followed by two Pierce The Veil tracks? What are you trying to prove here: that you can both shout and pray at the same time? “Fishtail” by Lana Del Rey isn't gonna save you, sweetheart; you need more than just a catchy tune to come back from this emotional rollercoaster. Keep on jamming, Joline, but remember: the only thing more conflicted than your music taste is your dating life.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!